Did this provider use excessive foul language?
                        
                        
                            No
                        
                        
                            Did this provider ever take personal phone calls while in the appointment room with you?
                        
                        
                            No, they've never taken personal calls with me
                        
                        
                            Did this provider wear an obnoxious cologne?
                        
                        
                            No, they didn't wear any cologne
                        
                        
                            Was it easy to make an appointment with this provider?
                        
                        
                            Practically Impossible