Is this provider's business conveniently located?
Not at all, its out in the boondocks
Did this provider have an entertaining selection of waiting room magazines?
No, there weren't many to choose from
Did you receive sample toothbrushes or toothpaste to take home?
No, I didn't receive anything at all
Did this provider prominently display their diplomas or business license?
Yes
Was there annoying music playing while you waited or during your visit?
Yes, it was downright irritating!