Was this provider's office too cold?
No, it was fine
Did this provider promise services he/she couldn't provide?
Yes, they were able to do almost nothing they originally said they could
Were the restrooms clean at this provider's office?
They weren't that clean, but weren't filthy
Does this provider promptly return your phone calls?
No, I have to wait weeks before I hear back
Did this provider wear an obnoxious cologne?
No, they didn't wear any cologne